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Joke of the Day

"An & was driving down the street Until it rear-anded me."

"I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere."

"What do you get if you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator."

"Why do Australians suck at chess? Because they keep saying ""checkmate"" when the game's not over."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandpa... and not like the rest of the family screaming in the backseat"

"Man's March (on Washington) Can be observed every day at 8am. Also known as going to work."

"OK, guy with the two kayaks and two bikes strapped to his Subaru Outback: settle down. Save some outdoors for the rest of us."

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"

"Gas companies LOVE this one trick to get more miles per tank! Buy a bigger tank!"

"I'm Homy... I bet 99% of you pervs misread that."