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Joke of the Day
"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"
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"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""
"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."
"Chromebooks."
"Why do they call it Almond Milk? Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it."
"What does a feminist doorbell say? Stop-oppressing-me"
"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr."
"When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now."
"A New Word For Your Vocabulary Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year."
"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"