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Joke of the Day

"I'm Homy... I bet 99% of you pervs misread that."

"Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry? they have too many ohms to be good conductors."

"I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit! I think I need a flatter dog."

"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."

"I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus."

"Notice In A Library. ""Statutory Warning"", While Reading Sex Knowledge Books, Please Hold The Book With Both Hands."

"Why is 6 scared of 7? Cause 7 is a six offender"

"Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in."

"I could never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. I can barely find one."

"The best pick-up line for college students Hey baby, I'm only a few thousand dollars in debt!"