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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Hung"
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"your future"
"Why run from kids? When you could eat them"
"What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie? A salty cracker with cheese."
"Red. My least favorite urine color."
"What degree did the butt get? A Master of Fine Farts"
"Some of you talk more than my wife. The good news is I can just unfollow you instead of burying you in the back yard to shut you up."
"Just thought I caught my wife looking at porn; turns out she was shopping for underwear for herself. What a fucking pervert."
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"Babies and Gin I like my babies like I like my martinis. Shaken."