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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Hung"
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"An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ... ""How can you even see with those?"" ""You're fired."""
"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? Most people think its ""R"" but it's really the ""C."""
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose"
"Why are 9/11 victims great readers? They can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds"
"LPT: Think content you are looking for has been removed from the internet? Just ask the NSA, They always keep backups!"
"""I wish you were dead."" Said the necrophiliac to his girlfriend."
"Grab a plate and throw it on the floor. Did it break? Yes? Ok, now tell it you're sorry. Good, now, did it unbreak? No? Now you understand."
"What's drier than toast without butter? My sense of humor."
"It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity."