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Joke of the Day
"Hey you know what's the hardest part of juggling? Telling girls you're not in the mood for sex."
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"Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime."
"Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it's taken over the area that the polish sausage was in.."
"When do chickens stop laying eggs? Henopause"
"What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder"
"Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture"
"I used to complain about crying babies on airplanes but last week I was flying, both pilots died & a crying baby landed us on a soccer field"
"I swear to god if I ever see a car exploding I'm going to walk away from it in slow-mo and hope that somebody is filming it on their iPhone."
"My wife says I'm too nosy. At least that's what she said in her diary."
"Hindsight is $20.20. Don't even ask me what she charged to see her boobs."