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Joke of the Day
"Hey you know what's the hardest part of juggling? Telling girls you're not in the mood for sex."
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"I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for beastiality... Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."
"My love life I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you know no one else is seeing her...."
"I'd kill for a microwave that plays Europe's ""The Final Countdown"" during the last 30 seconds."
"game of thrones is such a cool show. they should make a book out of it. [props a stick under a box to capture all the nerds that respond]"
"I got busted visiting Texas. For trying to smuggle in books. Luckily, I got off on a technicality. No one could prove they were books."
"A recent worldwide survey showed... A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 7,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."
"If you put on BBC news and told me it was Downton Abbey, I'd watch for like 20 min before I asked ""For real, tho?"""
"What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !"
"What do Greek soccer players wear? Soccer tee's"