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Joke of the Day

"'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar"

"3 (calls out): daddy I'm cleaning the floor with a mob. Me: you mean a mop? (enters to see 100 people licking the floor) no ok that's a mob"

"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."

"If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black."

"I want to tell a joke here... ...but it's about sex and I don't think most redditors get it"

"Hangovers: Where the spirits you drink the night before haunt you the next day."

"What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted"

"What would you call a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback? The 45 cent show"

"Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead."

"TIL The W in WNBA dosen't stand for ""Worse""."