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Joke of the Day

"If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery."

"If Russia attacked Turkey from behind... ...would Greece help?"

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the other side."

"Was just complaining about Mondays. Then I thought, ""Wow. David Lee Roth would never do that."" So I shut up & finished my breakfast."

"I stepped on an almond. When I looked down to see what it was I thought 'Awe damn. I busted a nut.'"

"Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job"

"*Adobe update puts on fake moustache and glasses* Hi, my name is iOS 7, would you like to download updates?"

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing."

"Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs."