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Joke of the Day
"Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide. Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd."
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"How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias."
"'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun."
"Imagine if things had been reversed. We'd be eating Lou Gehrig candy bars and getting Babe Ruth's disease."
"How do you call... ...a girl that only dates men who own expensive cars? Porschetitute."
"You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter made it out the chamber alive"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh? Ten tickles."
"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro boner"
"I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to ""Have a nice day"""