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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet? The Bullet leaves the chamber. Courtesy of my comrade Ivo"

"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""

"The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

"What bring a dead duck back to life? A dead bullfrog."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"The best pick up advice I've ever been told is.. ..always bend your knees."

"What sex position gives birth to the ugliest children? Ask your parents."

"""What are you getting this Christmas?"" asked my friend. I said, ""Fatter."""

"What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common? They have no jobs"