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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait for Kim Kardashian to get old"
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"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"
"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."
"What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid? A Pauperazzi"
"Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?"
"I have a friend named Jimmy Glasscock You can see it coming."
"hate when people walk in on me naked! What's this world coming to when u can't get a moment to yourself at toy r us?"
"A german walks into a bar and orders one martini. The bartender asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies ""No, one you dumbass!"""
"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"
"I have used contact lenses my whole life... I can apply them with my eyes closed."