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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""Why?"" ""To get to the house of the ugliest human on the planet. Wanna hear another joke? Knock-knock...."" ""Who's there?"" ""Buc-buc-bucaaaaaw!"""

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"This year I'll avoid all the trouble of taking down my Christmas lights... I'll just turn my house into an Italian restaurant."
"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."
"What's a dentist's favorite time? 2:30"
"Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots."
"What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? A cannibull"
"Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican."
"Why can't T-Rexes clap? Because they're extinct."
"[1st date] HER: I love the idea of marriage. What are your thoughts on it? ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives"
"STDs are like sweets.... I enjoy giving them to little children"