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Joke of the Day
"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"
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"What kind of bird always sticks together? A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com: http://jokels.com/jokes/what-kind-of-bird-always-sticks-together"
"What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate! "
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish? Lightbulb."
"I was laying on my SO's chest and commented on how comfortable it was... And she hits me with a ""It's like it's MAMMorey foam!"" line. I was quite impressed."
"Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always ""no MSG"" me back"
"A drunk homeless guy wanted to fight me yesterday As soon as he kicked me and lost his shoe I could smell defeat."
"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."
"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"
"Just saw a kid with a protest sign that said ""I AM VERY GOOD AT KARATE"" and I'll regret for the rest of my life that I didn't get a picture"