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Joke of the Day
"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"
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"Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing."
"Why can't you surf on microwaves? Because they're too small."
"What is Chipotle most known for? - A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli"
"I take pictures of my weed because they say the camera adds 10 pounds."
"Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause"
"Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German. It's as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct."
"A Jewish son asks his dad for five dollars... The dad replies, ""Four dollars?! What do you need three dollars for?!"""
"What's an anagram for Banach Tarski? Ransack Habit"
"I told a bunch of jokes I learned from Reddit to my coworkers. One of them was inspired to make his own... What do you call a convention for Irish people with flesh-eating diseases? A Leper-Con!"