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"What do you get with breaking news? News casts."
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"How many vegans does it take to... None. Nobody needs fucking vegans for anything."
"Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat."
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"What do you call a female dog with a pH over 7? A basic bitch."
"Things that don't kill bees 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"
"when it's april 2nd and she still pregnant"
"Fake Agent Videos is like punching someone in the face and telling them ""That wasn't a real punch, and this isn't a real fight"" That's it, that was the joke."
"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer? All of them"
"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."