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Joke of the Day
"What do you get with breaking news? News casts."
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"What's the difference between Kim Jong Un and Hillary Clinton? One is called ""The Great Leader"" and the other, ""Great Deleter"""
"A german tourist. A german tourist arrives at Warsaw airport. The immigration office asks: 'Occupation?''. The german responds: 'No, just holiday''"
"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."
"""I OBJECT!!!"" The defendant screams in court. The judge gives him a very emotional hug and says ""no... you human""."
"*puts on shirt* *shirt rips because of my muscles* *gets yelled at for ruining 5yo's shirt*"
"Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."
"If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office frantically googles your request and then posts the results"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."