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Joke of the Day

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

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"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."
"The Internet is like alcohol, it gives people courage."
"What's the capital of Greece? Right now about $2.55 AUD."
"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."
"Can you lmb? person 2: what? lace my boots 2: ok I guess I can so you can lmb? 2: yeah I can lmb wait, you want to lick my balls??? wtf"
"Every Adele song is about lasagna."
"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"
"What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?......... Both stream instantly."
"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"