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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
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"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"
"'He looks just like you' is my favorite way to tell someone that their baby is ugly."
"Hit snooze until the panic sets in."
"A man was asked to choose between killing an executioner and the man who rented him the noose and electric chair. He chose the lessor of two evils."
"IT AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a Facilities problem."
"I always enjoy sharing old memories with the @sshole from my old high school... while he is ringing up my groceries."
"How to get a woman: 1) find one who sells cars 2) take a test drive 3) just keep driving She's yours now, plus you have a new car."
"ceimr thats ""crime"" but in alphabetical order organized crime"
"What did Euler see in the toilet? Natural log"