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Joke of the Day

"If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office frantically googles your request and then posts the results"

"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."

"Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too. 50% off"

"What's the difference between a baby and a freezer? a freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it"

"My friend's coming over, I've got to be careful... ...my house mates are crazy and he's allergic to nuts. *Yes indeed.*"

"I hear people complaining about their jobs a lot, well I'm a nurse and I touched six dicks yesterday And it was my day off"

"my girlfriend's family is quite religious. i remember first time we stayed at her parents's house. but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. which is a shame because he is so attractive."

"A Russian went for an eye check up. The doctor showed him some letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY ""Can you read this?"" The Russian responds, ""Read? I even know this guy. He's my cousin."""

"Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. Just ask my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy."

"Even the worst hangover wears off by 5:00. Coincidence? I think not."