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Joke of the Day
"My grandma is going to vote for Hillary... She's been dead since 82."
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"ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good"
"How did the retarded sperm cell beat the normal one to the egg? He had a handicap."
"""Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"" In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps."
"It's cute to think of a nun saving up her nun allowance and then buying a cross or extra bible or something."
"You would be a good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"
"I really needed something positive in my life so I finally got tested."
"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""
"Why cant you email a photo to a Jedi? Because Attachments are forbidden."
"To neigh or not to neigh... That is equestrian."