176303
Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very hungry."
Next Joke
"I like to wipe my ass like I drive. Stopping only on red."
"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"
"Today I decided to study abroad... Or maybe two "
"What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark."
"What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper"
"The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like."
"Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff"
"What do you call a fat person with a flat butt? A hipobottomless"
"Made a Freudian slip, with my ex-wife. I meant to say: ""Hello"" but actually said: ""You silly cow, you've ruined my life."""