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Joke of the Day

"So this kid in my anatomy class asked where the gluteus maximus was... In my opinion it was a dumb, ass question."

"What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat? A vegiterrier!"

"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"

"What happened to the Indian chief who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."

"What is the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute stops screwing you when you run out of money."

"""As one door closes, another one opens,"" he said. ""That's all well and good,"" I said, ""But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car."""

"What's a Norwegian's favourite car? A Fjord Fjesta"

"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"A STD You Can Get From Performing After performing, what STD did the performer get from the audience? **The Clap**"

"What is the worlds friendliest aircraft? A hellocopter!"