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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? I couldn't unscrew your mom."
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"My kids are young, so when they listen to old school music they think its new. They are currently listening to a hot new band called Queen."
"Oh, non-habit forming? No thanks."
"Daffy-nition for indefinitely... .... ... Indefinitely (adv.) In def in it lee .... .... .... When your balls are slapping up against her ass you're in definitely!"
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A-tyre"
"Saying Java is good because it works on Windows, Linux and Mac OS is like saying... Anal sex is good because it works on men, women, and animals."
"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"
"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."
"Piggybaccks are like blowjobs Its only really fun for one person, and in both, someone gets off"
"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."