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Joke of the Day

"U know ur self esteem is low when a girl rejects you and u completely agree with them and support their decision."

"When I die I'd like to be cremated I think I've urned it."

"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""

"You guys have been the worst hostages I've ever used, hands down. *everyone lowers their hands* GODDAMN IT!!"

"What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom? Of chorus."

"What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"

"What's the best score you can get on a test? ""Not Pregnant"""

"Whisky won't fix your problems... But it's worth a shot!"

"Why doesn't Jesus like M&Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles."

"Incontinence Hotline Could you hold, please?"