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Joke of the Day
"What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"
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"I accidentally arrived at work five minutes early today. Speeding CAN be dangerous, kids."
"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? He spits on *your* back!"
"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."
"Which side of the goose has the most feathers? The outside"
"The female praying mantis devours her male within minutes of mating, whereas ... the female human stretches it out over a lifetime!"
"When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least 1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house."
"I hate it when people call me judgemental Especially people wearing shoes like that"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple."