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Joke of the Day

"What's the best score you can get on a test? ""Not Pregnant"""

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"How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go swimming?"
"What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other? A bunch of bi Nanas."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail."
"How do you make a post man sad? Kill his family."
"what has three legs and a cunt a drum stool"
"This lady stalks me everyday from work to my home, and i'm beginning to like her People say its just stalk-home syndrome"
"What's E.T. short for? ... Cuz he's got little legs"
"Women are like rollercoasters... Fucking mental."
"Which Asians have the softest skin? Laotians"