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Joke of the Day
"Whisky won't fix your problems... But it's worth a shot!"
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"What does an Ethiopian eat for breakfast? sand."
"Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders."
"What are 3 things a black man can't get? A fat lip, a black eye, and a job."
"What do you call an indentured servant hired specifically to cut meat for you? A *Filet Minion*."
"My real mom put me up for adoption because the cat was allergic to me :("
"What idiot called it the ""Happy Birthday"" song instead of New Age music"
"When you clean a vacuum cleaner You become a vacuum cleaner"
"""One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...."" under a moving bus"
"How to Spot a Blind Nudist How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really..."