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Joke of the Day
"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""
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"I told Stephen Hawking a joke once... ...he couldn't stand it."
"Drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth so I think I know what death feels like."
"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."
"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."
"Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled."
"I just killed like a dozen carpenter ants and now I have no idea what I'm going to do with all these little tool belts."
"You know what is funny? Not this sub..."
"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."