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Joke of the Day

"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."

"Women have closets full of 'I have nothing to wear.'"

"How do you launder money? Put it under the soap."

"Sorry for shouting ""go go gadget personality"" while you were speaking. Please, continue."

"""Have you seen the film constipated?"" ""No?"" ""Has it come out yet?"""

"What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge? *""I set* ***who*** *free?""*"

"What is Hillary Clinton's stance on Islamic State? That depends on what the definition of ISIS."

"I painted my computer black to make it run faster. Plugged it in and high voltage sho(r)t it."

"Why can you not hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."

"Have any of you realized that the self checkout has the sexiest cashier's?"