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Joke of the Day
"Drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth so I think I know what death feels like."
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"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."
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"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."
"I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them! to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on"
"Why Trump will win the election? He will use his Trump-card."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!"
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