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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how are things over there. He said he can't complain."
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"A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... Hillary Clinton"
"*tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words? -I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch"
"[priest bends over my coffin seductively revealing a thong to the entire funeral]"
"Welcome to Ulterior Motors where our goal is to sell you a car and definitely not anything else"
"Why did the foot smile? He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful."
"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."
"I had an artist put a tattoo of an asshole put over my asshole. That way I can say, ""Are you referring to me or my tattoo?"""
"How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group? They cut a head"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him to screw it in."