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Joke of the Day
"I told Stephen Hawking a joke once... ...he couldn't stand it."
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"ME: I want the car's brake lines to rust SCIENTIST: I'm listening ME: [slides over envelope full of cash] But make it look like an oxidant"
"A magician was walking down the street then he turned into a grocery store."
"A mother walks in on her son playing with his privates... ""You really like those new toy soldiers, don't you?"""
"If you think you're frustrated, Try teaching an Italian sign language."
"Two Men walk into a bar... ""Knock, Knock!""...... ""Who's there?"" says one. ""It's the doctor, you two walked into a pole, now tell me if your head hurts."""
"What do gay horses eat? HAY HAY HAY!"
"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"
"Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done? He was always mathturbating."
"A man goes for his first prostate exam ""I am sorry doctor, but where can I leave my pants?"" ""Right there where I left mine"" - the doctor says"