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Joke of the Day
"What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord? A Minor"
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"Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo"
"(NSFW) They've finally published my self-help book about having sex with herbs It's about fucking thyme."
"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare"
"My doctor gave me a prescription of daily sex My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"My dad asked me where the phone was... I said it was calling lost and found"
"I'd like to be an optimist, but I doubt if it would work out."
"A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public."
"I'm going back to work tomorrow after the holiday break, which means playing that annual game: What food is rotting in the office kitchen?"
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper? Santa stops after three hoes."