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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare"
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"And the moral of Little Red Riding Hood is,,, Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human..."
"""DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?"" I step forward boldly. ""I know OF it."""
"Keeping tic-tacs in your pocket lets people know you're more embarrassed of your breath than you are of sounding like a human maraca"
"I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys."
"Sia's full name is: ""Sia...Wouldntwannabia."""
"Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless.... It's Chris Hansen."
"If you shout ""I am a STRONG BLACK woman"" in front of the mirror enough times then security comes and drags you out of the Gap changing room."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer"" from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."