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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to be an optimist, but I doubt if it would work out."
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"Five. Five dollar. Five dollar (and thirty five cents sales tax) footlong."
"Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !"
"""Kids are great when you need help around the house."" - People who don't have kids"
"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""So I guess you DID sign the agreement!"""
"Q. Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers."
"Would it have been more or less racist if Air Bud had been a black lab?"
"""What do we want?!!"" ""PSYCHIC POWERS! NOW!"" ""When do we want it?!!"""
"A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*"
"How did we even waste time before Twitter?"