16099
Joke of the Day
"A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public."
Next Joke
"Beauty tip: Having a bad hair day? Solution: Wear a low cut blouse."
"What do tofu and dildos have in common? They serve as makeshift substitutes for people who have forsaken meat."
"For sale: one parachute. Only used once, never opened, slight stain."
"What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? ""It's crepe"""
"What is similar between Casino and Women Liquor in the front Poker in the back :-D"
"honey the ppl of atlantis lost an entire city & thats like 2000x bigger than a baby so idk if all this yellin is necessary"
"A baby Seal A baby seal walks into a club."
"Finding out your ex has a bad life is like finding 100 $ in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."
"Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow How do you keep a turkey in suspense?"