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Joke of the Day
"My doctor gave me a prescription of daily sex My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
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"My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson."
"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."
"My pregnant wife just confessed she listens to R&B I'm uncertain if I should break up with her in text or just let her figure it out."
"I hate myself a little for this... What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! ...Nah, just kidding! *He still hasn't unwrapped his present!!!*"
"I had so much sex... and I was so sexually drained, you could say I was fucking retarded."
"A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says ""Make me one with everything"""
"What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed? No whey..."
"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""
"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""