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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper? Santa stops after three hoes."

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"What is a Lumber-Jack from Massachusetts' favorite drink? A Boston Logger."
"What do call the gas you get from eating cheese? Derriere"
"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"
"It's a boy! ""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."
"Love doesn't walk away, people do."
"You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry and never go clothes shopping when you're naked."
"What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow? Mooslim"