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Joke of the Day

"I have walrus-like reflexes! Basically I roll around my apartment and slap my belly when I want food"

"What's another name for a boxy plow pulling baby maker? A Mexican. Make America great again! Vote the Donald!"

"A man was arrested for marrying two ugly women... He was charged with pigamy."

"Do you know the worst thing about sex? The part where you have to bury them afterwards."

"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."

"[Interview] ""Do you have any previous experience dealing with animals?"" [flashback to my flatmate leaving toast crumbs in the butter] ..Yes."

"What appears over black man's head when he has an idea? A fried Chicken leg"

"did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet"

"Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy? In case you wake the sleeping pills!"

"They say 1 out of every 5 humans is Chinese. Out of me and my 4 siblings, I'm pretty sure it's either Carl or Liu Yang."