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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man that stabs many packets of Cornflakes? A Cereal Killer."

"I got the opportunity to taste some Wookiee steak today It was a little Chewie."

"Brought my 5 year old to the tax office to ensure that the accountant works as quickly as possible."

"Pal: on your date, don't let her think you get jealous on date Date: the steak please Me: So you know, I'm cool with you talking to that guy"

"Gay guys are fucking assholes"

"If you've already died hard, how can you die harder, with a vengeance, live free and die hard again and then find a good day to die hard?"

"Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold outtide"

"(fully aware that i am always more tired after a nap than i was before) this time will be different"

"Hanukkah Matata to all Jewish Redditors! It means no worries! Except for the worries you have about disappointing your mother."

"I once told a guy I was going to attack him with the neck of a guitar... The guy said, ""IS THAT A FRET?"""