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Joke of the Day
"Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
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"How do black people like their eggs? Poached"
"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"
"My girlfriend loves kinky sex. [nsfw] My girlfriend loves kinky sex. She says going down on me makes her day, butt sex makes her hole weak."
"What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black? Homie alone"
"Two bitches walk into a bar. The bartender says there's a collar for both of you."
"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."
"Dictators make great rulers... if you make a bunch of one centimeter marks on them while they're asleep."
"the year is 2017: every kfc location has a large shower room installed inside the building to wash away the customers greasy post-meal shame"
"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"