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Joke of the Day

"Why haven't we found aliens yet ? because they are searching for intelligent life too."

"Test results are in, you might want to have a seat ""I'd rather stand"" Are you sure? You have ""Falls Down When Gets Bad News"" disease *Thud*"

"A pick-up line for a lovely lady Hey babe, are you a fart? -cause you just blew me away."

"I jumped into the pool with my iPhone.... It's syncing now"

"If I died suddenly, I wonder if anyone would take my previously unreleased tweets & remix them with Akon or whatever."

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'll have an H2O"" The second one orders a beer."

"Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants"

"One time I walked in to a pole..... ...... and, uh, I don't remember."

"I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler."

"Do you guys know the story about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it has no point."