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Joke of the Day
"Why haven't we found aliens yet ? because they are searching for intelligent life too."
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"LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don't want to explain to the Paramedics."
"Today there was a sale at the Maul Everything was half off"
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class. It was a weapon of math disruption."
"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."
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"How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first."
"The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask which period it came from."
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