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Joke of the Day

"*stands by cucumbers at grocery store *feels intimidated *hides by baby carrots *gets ego boost"

"I don't believe in horoscopes I'm leo, we're skeptical."

"*stares at bottel of sleepin pills* when wil they wakE UP"

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, and the impressed bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that? "" The parrot shrieks.... ""*AFRICA!*"""

"Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman's hat on it is not the button for a free fireman's hat."

"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"

"Highways need 4 lanes per side. A racecar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane."

"Donald Trump will be more presidential now that he is the nominee No Juan believes that!"

"Do you know why you should never hire a communist employee? Because they only work in theory"

"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."