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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant? He ordered some NaCl."
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"I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today."
"Waiter, there's a spider in my pie. I thought you had an ""award winning chef"" *waiter points to MOST CUSTOMERS KILLED BY PIE SPIDERS trophy*"
"People keep getting mad when I say I'm a God.... ... They all say I have a me complex"
"Just came into a HUGH sum of money... I'm an ant and its a penny."
"If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff"
"I got a new spoiler on my car. Just a long sticker that says ""Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"""
"Wife has a fever. Daughter has a fever. Neither are of the ""disco"" variety."
"Girls that are 16 and pregnant may look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."
"What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*"