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Joke of the Day

"Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? [NSFW] Because it's full of Arab seamen."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was good, but the RECEPTION was great!"

"How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!"

"Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers? Because his mother told him not to eat them if the ""seal"" was broken. Credits to my school principal"

"""Yeah let's clone some sheep cause dinosaurs would be too awesome."" - Scientists."

"*unplugs 100% charged iphone* *slides to unlock* battery 43%"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip"

"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side"

"What's a muslim's favourite game? Goat Stimulator"

"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"