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Joke of the Day
"Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? [NSFW] Because it's full of Arab seamen."
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"Neck Tattoos: helping employers make hiring decisions since 1992."
"{Date} ME: I have to warn you, I'm the jealous type WAITER: What would you folks like? HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?"
"For those of you that have been to a casino, whats the difference between Craps and Poker? ..I don't take pokers on your chest!"
"Bill Clinton: ""I sure hope Hillary gets better interns than I did..."" ""All of mine sucked"""
"On our way to husbands vasectomy he asks *do you think they'll want me to remove my socks?*. I don't know what he thinks is about to happen."
"Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*"
"Knock Knock Fuck Donald Trump"
"A nasty little joke Q: How can you make a gay man fuck a woman? A: By shitting in her cunt."
"One hundred bacteria walk into a bar... of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor."