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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers? Because his mother told him not to eat them if the ""seal"" was broken. Credits to my school principal"

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!!"

"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar near the optometrist, but the third one already got his glasses, so he's fine."

"Knock knock..I eat mop Thats nasty."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? The Headlines in the paper read ""Small medium at large"""

"How do you make soup gold? You put in fourteen carrots."

"It's like Grandma used to say, ""All men are hilarious, until you marry one."""

"There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball."

"What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow? He won't ever give you *Up*. No? I'll show myself out . . ."

"I changed my password to ""incorrect"". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say ""Your password is incorrect""."