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Joke of the Day
"""Yeah let's clone some sheep cause dinosaurs would be too awesome."" - Scientists."
Next Joke
"I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it."
"I don't understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?"
"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."
"It's like trying run the BostonMarathon with Siamese Twins... They're both pulling in different directions"
"What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? A pool table"
"YO mama is so poor... She can't even pay attention"
"Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."
"Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."