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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!"
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"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office? ""Close, Bill, but no cigar!"""
"How does every racist joke begin? By glancing around the room."
"Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake."
"How does a hacker speak with bread? He uses wheat speak."
"I have a friend named Tim who is dyslexic and shares too much. We call him Tmi."
"I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics."
"What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's? There is twenty of them."