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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip"
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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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"What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray?? A seasoned veteran"
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