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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was good, but the RECEPTION was great!"

"i asked a German man if he had a wife He said he had nein."

"I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think... Is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?"

"If you talk a lot about ""networking"" you're the kind of person that nobody wants to network with."

"You know how birds fly in a V and sometimes one side is longer than the other? You know why that is? It's because there are more birds on that side."

"What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef jerky!"

"A 75 year old rich man marries a 20-yo beautiful woman... And a friend of his comes to ask how did he manage to pull that off. ""I told her I was 90""."

"That awkward moment when you can't decide if it's just a bad pic or you really look like that."

"Forgot it's April fool's! What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?"

"What do the Mafia and vaginas have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"