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Joke of the Day

"There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over."

"I took a job as a suicide bomber yesterday. I guess you could say it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

"My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions"

"which is the best key on keyboard?"

"Girls are like square roots... If they're under 18 just do them in your head."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"

"How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches? Wi' jam in"

"What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side its freezing out there !"

"All I had to do to get back into Twitter was type my credit card number into some web site in Japanese! I'M BACK AMERICA!"