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Joke of the Day
"Girls are like square roots... If they're under 18 just do them in your head."
Next Joke
"My car has a GPS, but when I get lost I still usually just end up busting out a globe"
"What do you call a radio host with a broken leg? Maggie *Limpton* ~~Most people probably won't get this, but eh.~~"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!"
"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"
"I wanted a sweater for Christmas... But instead I got a screamer and a moaner"
"Who the hell buys furniture online? Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in? What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay?"
"What did Hitler call his favorite piece of furniture? Mein Kampfy Chair"
"No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger."
"Here is a joke I just read Question: How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I'm better than you."