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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"

"School is like a penis... Long and hard unless you're Asian"

"How do tectonic plates have fun? They meet up and crack each other up."

"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"

"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"

"A man approaches a prostitute ""how much for a blow job?"" ""$30"" ""Can you do 20?"" ""sure"" ""Great here's $600"""

"Whales in a bar Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, ""OUUHHHHWAHHHHHHH OUHHHHHHH AHHHH"" and the second one replies, ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk!"""

"Who's the most racist super hero? White Power Ranger!"

"Error 609: When your kid sleeps in between."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Contrary to what people say you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes you get so calm you can't move."