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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"

"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"

"If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills."

"How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November."

"The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is ""compost."""

"ghosts in movies are stupid if i was a ghost id be in the bahamas but they're just like ""lets stay here and move pots and pans"""

"WIFE: stop quoting Britney Spears songs or I'll leave you ME: but I'm a slave 4 u WIFE: that's it ME: (whispers) oops I did it again"

"Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him."

"Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions? Because they're kiwis."

"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."